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Drunk Stories


I had a pretty odd night last night so I thought I'd start a thread about all those whacky things we get up to whilst drunk with friends haha.

So last night my friend had a BBQ at her place, which just happens to be across the road from this big pub in our town. At about 11:30 we were all just in her front lawn fairly drunk when our whole towns football team came outside of the pub, they saw all us in my friends front lawn so some came over since they thought we were having a party. We were chatting to them when some of them went into my friends house where her dad and brother were sleeping and they ended up stealing the milk from the fridge and leaving.

So wanting our milk back we ended up following them through the streets for a while until we met up and started talking to them again. Turns out our milk was on some random persons house and the whole football team were on thier way to another party in the complete other side of town. They offered us if we'd like to go but instead we made them pay for some pizza for us. So in the end we got free pizza from footballers biggrin. We found out that is was thier fourth day of non stop boozing since they won thier last game and I think only one or something was sober haha. Apart from going into my friends house they were all pretty nice guys and it proved to be a very entertaining night.

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Drunk people are fun.

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haha AWO nice elaboration there.

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I'm rather skilled at making short profound/witty sayings that ring true. biggrin.gif

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as am i .



perfect example smile

-- Edited by Critter at 04:43, 2008-09-26

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You are startlingly like an Australian version of me! confused.gif

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Hahaha. Okay so not so fun drunk story last night. i was in town with friends and my friends boyfriend was bashed for no reason at all by this gang of foul little meteros. Then my other friend tried to help him and they turned on him. We all had to run for ages (some of us with large bags full of heavy drinks on our backs). It was **** our friend didnt even do anything and these guys started bashing him for no reason. He didnt even try to fight back they whole time he was just saying 'please stop' and 'i didnt do anything'. he was wearing a white t-shirt and white hoodie too and by the end it was just covered in blood. So we ended up walking home and eating pizza and playing pictionairy for the rest of the night haha.

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weirdfaceomgod.


well i can tell you guys the story of how i got into this little predicament i'm in now.

So it was like saturday or sunday night and i went out to my best friends house because her parents were out of town. So it was supposed to just be the two of us and we weren't even planning on drinking. So we were watching a movie (chicago actually biggrin) but all of the sudden this other friend of ours cameover from a party and she was already drunk and she was with her boyfriend because i guess he wanted to leave (i think because she was starting to flirt with other guys but that's another story for another time wink). So then it was 4 of us. Then her boyfriends friend wanted to know where he was so he came over and brought like 3 other people with him and they had like 2 big bottles of vodka. So my best friend was kind of freaking out but they convinced her nothing would happen to the house so we kept watching chicago with our other friends and the guys that were there made us all like ****tails. They were actually really good. So i figured there wasn't much harm in it, i mean it wasn't really like a party. So we all sat down to watch chicago and we all had our ****tails and as soon as i finished mine this guy grabbed my cup and got me another one. I didn't even really notice. So after that i was basically gone. I mean i'm little, i'm only like 90 something pounds, i cant hold too much liquor.

So then we were all pretty drunk and we started dancing (to the chicago soundtrack actually, god i'm a nerd even when i'm drunk). And then next thing i knew i was making out with this guy i barely knew (friend of my friend's boyfriend) and i mean we were having a lot of fun but then it all went downhill. My friends parent came home while we were all there and drunk as hell. Even though they weren't supposed to come home for another three days. So her dad flipped out and started screaming at us and all the other guys ran off but he knew me and our other friend so he didn't want us to leave when we were so drunk and had no way of going anywhere. So he called my mom (at 2 in the morning) and she cameover to get me. And she was so unbelievabley mad. The whole car ride home she was yelling at me in spanish (if she's really mad she can't even speak english, lol). So i had basically sobered up by that point, well enough to hear her say i was grounded for a month. Yup, a month.

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Hahaha at speaking Spanish. Not so haha at the rest of it. My friends and I have nights like that all the tie but only when our parents know as they are the ones who have to buy us drinks. Thats sucks so bad that their parents came home, I bet you dont want to drink for a while ey? If so then I understand that, my friends and I dont want to drink at all for the rest of the holidays after our little town bashing incident, that sort of shook us up a bit.

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mm yup mari is avoiding the liquor.

at least till the holidays wink

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