The Emerald City

A Wonderful Obsession · Old Reg

RE: The "I Ban You" Game

ActingDude17 · Mr. Dude

I ban Critter for never telling their real name.

EDIT: I ban AWO for messing me up.

-- Edited by ActingDude17 at 16:49, 2009-01-28

A Wonderful Obsession · Old Reg

I ban Mr. Dude for being gone so long.

(I mean that humorously, with no intent to insult)

Elphaba the Delirious · Veteran Member

I ban AWO for not returning the call from the Help A Hippo(potamus) Hotline.

Elphie · Member

I ban EtD for forgetting to check HAHH's answering machine before she accused AWO for not returning the call.

Elphaba the Delirious · Veteran Member

I ban Elphie for disconnecting the phone cord for the HAHH phone so I couldn't check the answering machine.

A Wonderful Obsession · Old Reg

I ban EtD for giving me the wrong number for HAHH (she gave me the number for Help A Lemur Hotline)

Elphie · Member

I ban AWO for not checking the phone book for HAHH's correct number once he got HALH.

A Wonderful Obsession · Old Reg

I ban Elphie for expecting me to have a South African phonebook when I obviously live on Mars.

Elphie · Member

I ban AWO the martian for living on too hot a planet.

A Wonderful Obsession · Old Reg

I ban Elphie the Earthling for getting it backwards, your planet is too hot. Mine is too cold.

http://www.astronomycafe.net/qadir/q2681.html

Elphaba the Delirious · Veteran Member

I ban AWO for not realizing I live on Neptune and all calls to HAHH must be redirected intergalactically through Andromeda, beamed to Venus, and the signal bounced off of Haley's comet.

Mariphaba · Madame Maribel

I ban EtD for being an alien with three heads

A Wonderful Obsession · Old Reg

I ban Mari for not noticing the fourth head.

Elphaba the Delirious · Veteran Member

I ban AWO for making my heads argue with each other over who gets fed first. Oh, and don't forget the hair on all of them is snakes and I need to feed them too. I'll send you the food bill.

A Wonderful Obsession · Old Reg

I ban EtD for making me pay the shipping too.

Elphie · Member

I ban AWO for complaining since shipping is like .00001% of the food order. (It's the food bill you should be complaining about since that's four Medusa heads to be feeding...)

Elphaba the Delirious · Veteran Member

I ban Elphie for getting the snakes on one of my heads ticked off.

Elphie · Member

I ban EtD for letting the currently angry snakes on her one head not pay attention in the anger management class I signed you up for like the rest of her head snakes.

Elphaba the Delirious · Veteran Member

I ban Elphie for not remembering that the snakes on that particular head are Black Mambas. (the others are King Cobras, Timber Rattlesnakes, and Asps)

Elphie · Member

I ban EtD for not de-fanging her Black Mambas before going to the anger management class, which I recall caused a great amount of chaos and left the group in need of a replacement clinician.

A Wonderful Obsession · Old Reg

I ban Elphie for forgetting that particular lesson was on expressing anger and the clinician had clearly said to "express your emotion however you need to."

Elphaba the Delirious · Veteran Member

I ban AWO for the King Cobras and Timber Rattlesnakes dancing obsessively when I'm trying to get the Black Mambas to calm down and the entire time the Asps are just stewing in scorn. Now the snakes need counseling and my heads don't want to talk to each other.

A Wonderful Obsession · Old Reg

I ban EtD for not simply getting a haircut. You just HAD to grow it out didn't you?

Elphaba the Delirious · Veteran Member

I ban AWO for not realizing a haircut for me involves sacrificing all hairdressers involved. [Maybe I'll ask them to use a machete next time]